Hello. I’m bored. So for this entry, I’m gonna explain what the Thexman is all about, in other words, I’ll elaborate more on my famous, or rather, infamous alter-ego.
Thexman is a name derived from a nickname of mine, Thex. Thex, as we all know, is a short form of my surname, Thexeira, a beautiful Portuguese name. People started calling me Thex since last year’s Tanjung Balai Trip, and it has proved to be a successful moniker as well. The new four letter word in town – THEX!
Now, The Thexman is me in certain aspects, but only to a more extreme level. In other words, I am much more spontaneous, charismatic, outrageous, promiscuous and idiotic as the Thexman. Many wrestling fans see the Thexman likened to a heel, or at the very least, a tweener (in between face and heel).
This is why I always state that The Thexman has moral ambiguity, as I am neither here nor there.
Thexman has been known for his cocky and showy streak, as many would note that Thexman sees himself as a possible Superman as well as a potential WWE Champion. My Thexmaniacs, I assure you, even I look into the mirror many a time to question my own sanity. Wohooo.
Of late, Thexman has begun speaking Malay on occasion, as well as outrageously dancing around the school premises. Oh and lets not forget, The Sign of the Thexman, which requires faithful Thexmaniacs to place their right index finger diagonally across the left index finger which should be inclined slightly to the right. Thexmaniacs then have to move their forearms in this position back and forth, to sort of signify a crosshair of a lethal weapon.
Oh I almost forgot. What is a Thexmaniac? Anyone and everyone CAN be a Thexmaniac. You can be a Thexmaniac. Your parents could secretly be Thexmaniacs without your knowledge! Your teachers and principal are probably Thexmaniacs in disguise as well. The man serving you your crispy roti prata wants to be a Thexmaniac. The bartender at that hip club is very much a Thexmaniac. Anybody who reads this is already a legitimate Thexmaniac, in the beautiful eyes of the Thexman.
Therefore, I conclude this entry in the entity of the Thexman :
Thank you one and all for reading this. As of now, you, yes YOU scrolling down the monitor, eyes glued to the screen, have just become a Thexmaniac. Congratulations, pat yourself on the back, treat yourself to something nice.
You see, Thexman loves his Thexmaniacs, Jesus loves the Thexman and the Thexmaniacs, and you, yes YOU as well as all fellow Thexmaniacs, LOVE THE THEXMAN!
ta ta, bye for now.
Disclaimer: None of the above should be taken seriously. Serious. It’s all for fun. So please don't get offended by my juvenile ways. And I should be sleeping by now. Yup. Happy August, off I go.
Thexman is a name derived from a nickname of mine, Thex. Thex, as we all know, is a short form of my surname, Thexeira, a beautiful Portuguese name. People started calling me Thex since last year’s Tanjung Balai Trip, and it has proved to be a successful moniker as well. The new four letter word in town – THEX!
Now, The Thexman is me in certain aspects, but only to a more extreme level. In other words, I am much more spontaneous, charismatic, outrageous, promiscuous and idiotic as the Thexman. Many wrestling fans see the Thexman likened to a heel, or at the very least, a tweener (in between face and heel).
This is why I always state that The Thexman has moral ambiguity, as I am neither here nor there.
Thexman has been known for his cocky and showy streak, as many would note that Thexman sees himself as a possible Superman as well as a potential WWE Champion. My Thexmaniacs, I assure you, even I look into the mirror many a time to question my own sanity. Wohooo.
Of late, Thexman has begun speaking Malay on occasion, as well as outrageously dancing around the school premises. Oh and lets not forget, The Sign of the Thexman, which requires faithful Thexmaniacs to place their right index finger diagonally across the left index finger which should be inclined slightly to the right. Thexmaniacs then have to move their forearms in this position back and forth, to sort of signify a crosshair of a lethal weapon.
Oh I almost forgot. What is a Thexmaniac? Anyone and everyone CAN be a Thexmaniac. You can be a Thexmaniac. Your parents could secretly be Thexmaniacs without your knowledge! Your teachers and principal are probably Thexmaniacs in disguise as well. The man serving you your crispy roti prata wants to be a Thexmaniac. The bartender at that hip club is very much a Thexmaniac. Anybody who reads this is already a legitimate Thexmaniac, in the beautiful eyes of the Thexman.
Therefore, I conclude this entry in the entity of the Thexman :
Thank you one and all for reading this. As of now, you, yes YOU scrolling down the monitor, eyes glued to the screen, have just become a Thexmaniac. Congratulations, pat yourself on the back, treat yourself to something nice.
You see, Thexman loves his Thexmaniacs, Jesus loves the Thexman and the Thexmaniacs, and you, yes YOU as well as all fellow Thexmaniacs, LOVE THE THEXMAN!
ta ta, bye for now.
Disclaimer: None of the above should be taken seriously. Serious. It’s all for fun. So please don't get offended by my juvenile ways. And I should be sleeping by now. Yup. Happy August, off I go.
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